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Dihydrogen Monoxide: Excelsior of life
by William N. Ulmer


April 07, 2005

I think that Tyrell Rettke forgot to mention that Dihydrogen Monoxide, better know by its common name "water", also has a tendency to cause severe depression if to much of the liquid happens to fall on the citizens of Ketchikan in early April, leading to all kinds of secondary mental problems.

I agree let's ban this seductive, insidious chemical. Or better yet let's bottle Dihydrogen Monoxide and sell it to gullible people for several dollars a bottle and tell them it is the excelsior of life.

William N. Ulmer
Ward Cove, AK - USA


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