Dihydrogen Monoxide: Excelsior
by William N. Ulmer
April 07, 2005
I think that Tyrell Rettke forgot to mention that Dihydrogen
Monoxide, better know by its common name "water", also
has a tendency to cause severe depression if to much of the liquid
happens to fall on the citizens of Ketchikan in early April,
leading to all kinds of secondary mental problems.
I agree let's ban this seductive,
insidious chemical. Or better yet let's bottle Dihydrogen Monoxide
and sell it to gullible people for several dollars a bottle and
tell them it is the excelsior of life.
William N. Ulmer
Ward Cove, AK - USA
Threats by Tyrell Rettke - Ketchikan, AK - USA
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