by Ken Lewis
September 15, 2004
I believe I have cracked the case of the Mystery
Halibut Missing? Oh sure they can spin it all they want.
This is a clear case of profiling. My client Mr. Halibut was
traveling with his ichthyic companion's post 911, Mr. Salmon,
Mr. Crab and Mr. Shrimp were allowed boarding based on the simple
fact they do not have Brown skin on top and White skin on the
belly. This injustice dawned on me watching my 4 year old daughter
getting her my little pony shoes searched. And I can understand
pastel colored pony shoes as being the problem as well as most
of her Pre-School posse.
I am hoping that the ACLU will
focus on protecting the rights of slimy bottom dwellers after
they complete its mission of removing God from the pledge of
allegiance, ridding the cross on the California flag and hey,
while I am thinking about it, go after those little leaguers
who say (In God I trust and I love my country) in the LL pledge.
Fish have feelings too. I have
been such a fool most of my life thinking the term God was a
way to remind me the planet does not revolve around my skinny
butt. The ACLU has taught me to greet strange Pit Bulls by letting
them lick my face. It takes a truly higher authority of BMW owners
to teach me, profiling is not a natural instinct for my survival.
Ketchikan, AK - USA
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