Conan for School Board
By Ken Lewis
May 07, 2007
The reasons I forgive Ketchikan School Board Member Carl Webb
for his momentary lapse are:
He is a large fella that can
beat me up!
He did apologize!
He is the only board member in history to suggest that board
members be random drug tested! Since they (the Board) expect
Freshman-Seniors to do the same for throwing, hitting, kicking,
catching or chasing a sphere.
He is non prototypical of the cookie cutter board member, and
of course I celebrate diversity.
He has lasted a whole lot longer than I would have, due to my
tolerance of grown ups.
He was from a generation of students that did not get paddled,
otherwise he would have done it under the desk, like we used
to. We were taught those basics.
Free Carl, Drug Test Hollywood.
Received May 07, 2007 - Published May 07, 2007
About: "Thankful to the
teachers that swatted half the Cool Hand Luke out of me! I was
a No Child Left without a Behind."
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