A winner of a plan?
By Al Johnson
May 18 2006
Editor- In response to Bryon Whiteside's view of our immigration
challenge, I submit the following response credited to actor
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
And repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
But I have not heard of a plan for
Peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs,
Past & present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
And the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders.
No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
Regardless of whom or where they are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling
of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope
for a while .
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil.
If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production.
(About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides
most of us know that what we give them is stolen or given to
The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
11) The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
Ketchikan, AK - USA
About: Al Johnson writes he is a conservative right winger.
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